We interrupt your usual programming for an important news update: we’ve adopted a cat named Merlin! He will be a destroyer of worlds when he’s big enough to figure out how to climb down from the cat tree on his own.
Just keeping you guys on your toes.
True story: my seventh grade English teacher once complained to my parents about “disturbing” content in a story I wrote for her class. It’s okay, Mrs. English Teacher. I got this.